After years of trying to figure my life out, I think I'm finally on my way. But, there are characters and incidents that are making this journey... well... interesting. And amusing to my friends as well. I hope to see the humor in most of it one day. So, since some said that I should write it all down, behold. I'm just sorry I didn't think of this during the strange summer of 2006.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It's only Wednesday????

Well, how long has it been? Almost a month, I think. Wait, it’s gotta be longer than that. My leg is finally somewhat healed up. Of course it’s still a bit messed up, but it’s so much better. Oh, I’ll look to see when I got the text from that guy the morning after he helped me bandage my leg… Sunday, May 20. So, I hurt myself on May 19… yup, just over a month. Geez.

On another note, I have an old friend coming to visit me this weekend. We haven’t really hung out since we were… in 8th grade. Not even so much then, so probably 5th grade. I used to go to his house and play Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? on his computer. Man, I miss that game, I should totally google that and see if they still have that for computers that run much quicker now. I wanted to do the same with Oregon Trail, and my dad found a cd for me, and after I loaded it to play it, it moved so quick that you didn’t even have a chance to tell the computer to stop and rest or hunt while the wagon was moving. And the “hunting” part would last like a millisecond. Those were the best games ever. But yeah, it should be fun to hang out again.

I am so frustrated with work right now. Long story short, I had about a week to learn my new project before the person whose job I took over left the country for 2 weeks. Now contacts that she had aren’t getting back to me with info I need, and it’s not like I can just show up to the Pentagon and barge in their office. That’s kind of frowned upon. But this asshat won’t call me back and I have to have this presentation done by Friday. Damn government types. But no one really cares about that. So I’ll just tell a joke.

3 men- an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman- are at the top of a mountain and they find a genie bottle. The genie pops out and says “For finding me, I will grant you 3 wishes. Since there are three of you, I will grant one to each. Think of something that you want most in this world- jump off of this cliff and you will land in a neverending heap of it.”
The Englishman jumps off and screams “Gooooollllllddddd!” and he lands in a huge pile of gold, more than he could ever spend in his life.
The Scotsman jumps off and screams “Siiiillllllllvvvvveeeerrrr!” and sure enough, he lands in a mountain of silver.
The Irishman jumps off and yells “Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!”

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